Short and Funny Jokes! Bad Jokes

Best first: What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of a green triangle!
    
 Bad, silly, dumb jokes

The Best Anti-Jokes!

Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually really good

 
What is green, small, hairy and has three white points?

Well - nothing, really.
When a tampon and a sanitary pad are competing at the races, which of them is going to win? The pad! The tampon keeps tripping on the string.
What is white and flies up?
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A retarded snowflake
What is Jesus favourite food? Cheeses.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a woman?

No idea, but the cleaning has become seriously efficient.
Dad to his son: “ I have nothing against us sharing an opinion, as long as it means that I keep my opinion and you share mine.”
One twin to the other: “You are ugly.”
A gummy bear sits on a power line and says to the other gummy bear, “;brzzztbrzzztbbbbrzzztbrrrrzt”
How do you call a boat without a rope?
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“Boat!”
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