Short and Funny Jokes! Bad Jokes

Best first: What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of a green triangle!
    
 Bad, silly, dumb jokes

The Best Anti-Jokes!

Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually really good

 
At the movies: “Sorry we’re all sold out down to the last place.” “Excellent, I’ll have the last place then.”

Two undies meet, one says to the other, “Hey, have you been on holiday? You got nice and brown!”

What did the cowboy say to the cow that stood on the barn roof?
 
Get down, cow!
How does a monkey ring the doorbell?
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King Kong! King Kong!
What is a good tool to get in contact with friends?
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Contact lenses.
What is yellow and smells of bananas? Ape vomit.
It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?
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Two birds.
What would happen if you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea?
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They would get wet.
What is really large and calls from Africa?
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A telephant.
How can you open a banana?
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With a monkey!
First Part
of the Bad Jokes

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