Short and Funny Jokes! Best Knock-Knock jokes!

Best first: Knock knock. Who’s there?
IRS. Your house has been repossessed.
    
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sweden.

Sweden who?

Sweden sour chicken.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno you’d look stunning in a kilt?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar goodness gracious you’ve put on quite some weight.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Bolivia.

Bolivia who?

I don’t Bolivia just said that. You’ve known me forever!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mum and Dad.

Mum and Dad who?

Exactly son, you are adopted.
Knock knock.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?
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Uncomfortable silence who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

IRS. Your house has been repossessed.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Me.

Me who?

Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Estonian.

Estonian who?

Plis open door now. Is cold here.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Norway.

Norway who?

Norway you’ll ever get laid when you’re that mistrustful.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Caesar.

Caesar who?

Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

Doorbell repairman who?

Every. Single. Effing. Time!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Ooh, quite the existentialist I see.
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