Short and Funny Jokes! Best Knock-Knock jokes!

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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Pavlov. He’d have rung the bell.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

R2-D2, moron.
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.
Knock knock.
Eff off!
Knock, knock

Who's there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aaahh.

Aaahh who?

A big bad wolf, apparently.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting sloth.

Interrupting sloth who?

(20 seconds silent break)
SLOOOOOOTTTTHHHH!!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me comin’, dey runnin’.
Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Knock.

Knock who?

Knock Knock.
If I had to go fight overseas, would you still remember me after a year?

Yes.

And 2 years?

Yes.

What about 5 years?

Yes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, that hurts.
Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting raven.

Interrupt...

CAAWW!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Obama.

Obama who?

Obaaaammaaa  seeeellfff, don't wanna be Obaaaamaaa seeeelf anymore.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Rupert Pippslebum.

Rupert Pippslebum who?

And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?
Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O
Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting raven.

Interrupt...

CAAWW!!!
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