Short and Funny Jokes! Best Knock-Knock jokes!

Best first: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot's residence.
Knock knock.
Who`s there? The chicken.
    
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

You see me, do you need glasses or something?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Let’s Barbie Q!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Accordion.

Accordion who?

Accordion to the scientists, it is healthy to offer your friends money.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Freeze.

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Major.

Major who?

Major day with this joke, haven’t I?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Surgeon.

Surgeon who?

Surgeon thou shalt find.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ira.

Ira who?

Ira gret I don’t know better jokes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
I got up.
I got up who?
Best go to the toilet then.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mavis.

Mavis who?

Mavis be a warning to you, watch out of silly jokes!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a poem but decided on a knock knock joke instead.
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