Short and Funny Jokes! Best Knock-Knock jokes!

Best first: Knock knock. Who`s there? Anita. Anita who?
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)

 
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal killer. Have you been naughty or good?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

KGB.

KG…

We are asking the questions here!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jess.

Jess who?

Jess cut the talking and let me in.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

OMG. You said you will never forget.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow point pretending you don’t know me.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben hoping I can come in.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a nice day.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue seen it coming?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place to eat tonight? My treat!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey got lost, open up.
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