Short and Funny Jokes! Best Knock-Knock jokes!

Best first: Knock knock. Who’s there?
You know, it may be time to get tested for Alzheimer’s, mate.
    
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggcited to see me?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yetta.

Yetta who?

Yettanother mosquito. Now seriously, what’s with the insect screen here?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me. You looking for trouble?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I smell a runnip.

I smell a runnip who?

Yeah, disgusting, isn’t it?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Heidi who, hidey ho, neighbor!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Pasta.

Pasta who?

Pasta la vista, gringo.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands and dance the boogie!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Shocking.

Shocking who?

Shocking you!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Dammit, man, that is way too much information!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice Cream Soda.

Ice Cream Soda who?

Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

What, you expect a cabbage to have a last name or what?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amosquito. Now what’s with the insect screen here?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

What is this, Harry Potter’s Sanctuary for Injured Owls?

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes

Will you remember me in a month?
Yes

Will you remember me in a second?
Yes!

Knock, knock
Who's there?

You forgot me already!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

You know, it may be time to get tested for Alzheimer’s, mate.
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