Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy birthday
cake! I'm starving!
Honey what do you wish for your birthday?
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I
want a divorce.
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Sorry, I wasn’t intending to spend that much.
Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before
anybody had the chance to tell him that there was a stripper inside.
Many years have passed since the world saw your smile for the first
time. Many years.
You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from
your orthopaedist.
Wow you survived another year. Happy birthday.
Signs you are getting older: You have to
scroll down a lot before hitting your age in an online form.
I don’t know what is with the youth today. No manners.
They turn 16 and go on stupid wild parties while forgetting their mothers’
30th birthday
Today you broke a world record. You’ve never been
as old as you are now. Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday. In dog years, you’re dead.
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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