Short and Funny Jokes! Birthday Jokes

How to tell you're getting old? You visit an antique auction and get bid on by four people.
    
 Birthday jokes

Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes

 
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. ~ Robert Orben
I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you.
A word of wisdom for you on your birthday: Smile while you’ve still got teeth! Happy Birthday!

“Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy.”
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“It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”
Are we becoming older and wiser?
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No, we’re becoming older and wider!
How to tell you're getting old? You visit an antique auction and get bid on by four people.
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