The Best Blonde Jokes!
* A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use blonde jokes,
even the really hilarious ones, to make actual people feel bad.
That's a game that has no winners and nobody has ever gotten any
friends worth the name.
give out will have an influence on you, so it's best to give out
something positive. And while you're at it, why not enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, just, you know - for academic purposes!
suffer from headaches? No. Why not?
No brain, no pain!
Why was the blonde sitting in the fridge when you opened
She wanted to see if the light really goes off when you close the
Q: Why don't blondes double the amounts in recipes when
cooking for more people?
A: The oven
usually doesn't go to 700 degrees.
How can you tell that your fax was sent by a blonde girl?
You can find a stamp on it.
A blonde girl calls her boyfriend at work, “Darling, I'm doing this jigsaw
puzzle but I just can't figure it out. All the pieces look the same.”
“And do you have the picture of what it's supposed to look like in the end?”
“Yes, there is a red rooster on the box. But it just doesn't seem to work
“Well don't worry about it, we'll look at it in the evening
When he comes home in the evening, the blonde shows him the
puzzle. After a long silence, he says, “Alright, now we'll just
put those cornflakes back and not mention it again.”
A blonde hits
another car. The other driver goes berserk and yells, “Did you even do a
driving test you stupid cow?“
The blonde replies with dignity, ”Yes, and
probably a lot more times than you did!”
Why are blonde girls' watches so often wet from licking?
Because the blondes know their facts: a Tic Tac has only 1½ calories!
Q: A blonde flies with you
to London on a plane; how can you steal her window seat?
her that the seats going to London are all in the middle row.
Why don't blondes get sick very often?
Viruses and bacteria also have their pride!
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