The Best Blonde Jokes!
* A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use blonde jokes,
even the really hilarious ones, to make actual people feel bad.
That's a game that has no winners and nobody has ever gotten any
friends worth the name.
Everything you
give out will have an influence on you, so it's best to give out
something positive. And while you're at it, why not enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, just, you know - for academic purposes!
How do you break a blonde's nose?
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Put 50 US$ in the lower
shelf of a glass-top table and say: "Here, it's for you!"
Q. Why do blonde women often get
confused in the loo?
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A. They’re not used to pulling their own pants down.
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been making choc chip cookies?
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A: There are
Smarties shells all over the kitchen floor.
A blonde girl asks, "Excuse me, where is the other side of the
street?"
"Over there."
The blonde frowns, "Funny, they sent me here from
over there..."
What does one blonde's leg say to the other when they meet?
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"Oh hey, that's nice, I've not seen you in ages!"
Q: How to drown a blond girl?
A: By
placing a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Why do blondes sometimes invite as many as 17 friends for a movie night?
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Because the DVD says "Only for
18+ viewers"!
Why do blondes smile during a lightning storm?
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They want to look
good in the photograph.
Q: What should you do if a blonde tosses a grenade at you?
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A: Pull out the
pin and throw it back.
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?"
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The pig answers, "I won her at the fair."
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