Short and Funny Jokes! Cat Jokes

Best first: How did the cat get the first prize at a bird show?
Somebody didn’t shut the champion’s cage properly.
    
 Funny Cat Jokes

Funny Cat Jokes | Cat Humor

 
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? So it could become a first-aid kit.
What does a cat say when he likes something? It's purrrfect.
In the middle of the desert one cat says to the other,

“Oh boy, I have to pee so badly.”

“Why don’t you just do it?”

“I can’t. There is no litter box.”
A woman gets a hysterical phone call, “Your cat ate my canary!!!”
Woman, “Thank you for telling me. I don’t have to feed her today then, right?”
I had to get rid of the boyfriend.

My cat got allergic to him.
Two cats are sitting in front of bird’s cage and observe a newly arrived green canary.

One cat says to the other, “It really is a strange color for a bird. Maybe he’s not ripe yet.”
Q: Have you heard about the cat who climbed the Himalayas?

A: She was a renowned sher-paw.

A cow says to a small kitten, “Look at you, so small and already such long facial hear.”

The kitten cooly replies, “Yeah, look at you, so big but still no bra.”
How did the cat get the first prize at a bird show?

Somebody didn’t shut the champion’s cage properly.
Q: Why is it so rare to see a cat doing online shopping?

A: Because they prefer the cat-alogue.
“My wife loves cats. But she’s got 40 of them and they cause a gruesome smell in our flat.”
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“I guess you should air more often to battle that.”
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“No can do, if we opened the windows, my 150 pigeons would fly away”
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