Funny Christmas Jokes
What is the key
difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Why do Christmas trees suck at
They eventually drop all their needles.
A boy is running around his yard in early December, chanting, “I SO WISH I GOT
A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS!”
An elderly man watches him go on for a while,
then comes over and says, “Son, what is this about, Santa ain’t deaf, you
The little boy, out of breath, smiles, “He probably isn’t, but my
auntie Jane is.”
Two women are chatting, "I took my husband to the Christmas market
yesterday," says one of them. "And, did someone want to buy him?" asks the
you see when you look at a snowman rifling through a pile of carrots?
snowman picking his nose.
elves love to sing when they work on children’s toys. They are very good
What do you get when you make a snowman
really, really mad angry?
Frothy the Snowman.
“The holiday season: A
deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to
the mall of his choice.” Dave Berry
One turkey asks another, “Do you believe in life after Christmas?”
Santa is with us throughout our lives, although his presence
can be categorized in four main stages:
1. You are a believer in Santa.
2. You are not a believer in Santa.
3. You pretend to be Santa.
look like Santa without even trying.
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