Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Chuck Norris Jokes

Best first: When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up.
 
 
 Chuck Norris Jokes

The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!


Contrary to legends, Chuck Norris does need a double. But he only uses him for scenes where he's supposed to cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't search. He finds.



True Chuck Norris facts:

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Chuck Norris was born in 1940 but he looks at least 20 years younger.
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He is said to have some Cherokee roots.
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Chuck Norris wanted to become a police officer.
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His real name is Carlos Ray Norris Jr.
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He got his nick name "Chuck" from a friend in the military during his time in Korea.
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He was world champion in Karate
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Chuck Norris has 5 kids
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Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick in every martial arts movie he made.
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He has a black belt in Tang Soo Do (10th degree) and black belt in Tae Kwon Do (8th degree). He was also the first Westerner in the history of Tae Kwon Do to have earned the 8th degree black belt.
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In younger days his favorite actor was John Wayne.
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His favorite joke is "Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris".

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