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Best first: What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
 
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Chuck Norris is a coward. If he weren't, he'd come and he'd...
What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
There is no use crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, that milk belonged to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just naps in the ground for a bit. 
Even though he can, naturally, Chuck Norris never swims, the water holds Chuck Norris up.
Chuck Norris can rob a bank - through phone banking!
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