Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Chuck Norris Jokes

Best first: When Chuck Norris breaks wind, a fly dies in Africa.
 
 Chuck Norris Jokes

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from him.
There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris breathed on.
When Chuck Norris breaks wind, a fly dies in Africa.
Chuck Norris can fart even when he has diarrhea.
Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack – the heart is smarter than to even dream of attacking him.
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