Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Chuck Norris Jokes

Best first: Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry.
 
 
 Chuck Norris Jokes

The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!


There are 156 things in a room Chuck Norris could kill you with, the room itself included.
Chuck Norris' fist is the reason the Smurfs are blue.
Chuck Noris died... but he's already feeling a lot better!
Chuck Norris donates blood every month. Just not his own.
Chuck Norris only farts to kill.
Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry.
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