Funny Dog Jokes and Puns
Just realized a pregnant dog is a dog full of puppies. That’s the best.
What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? Out, out, damned Spot!
How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? Pooched.
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up tothe bar and announced, “I'm
looking for the man who shot my paw.”
I’m considering removing my dog’s tail.
My mother in law comes next weekend and I intend to get rid of
anything that would give her the impression that she is welcome.
I went to the zoo – and all they had was one small dog.
It was a shih-tzu.
What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
OK, in that case I think I’ll mail that letter
myself, thank you.
Go on, ask a dog how’s
He’ll most likely answer, „Ruff! “
Q: What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?
Q: What’s the difference between a dog yapping outside a
house and a woman yapping outside a house?
A: The dog shuts it once
you let it in.
Q: What do you call a blind dog?
A: A dog that
usually barks up the wrong tree.
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