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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"

The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
Mother, why do people die so quickly in our family?
...
Mama?
Mama?
Maaaammaaaaaaa!
Police officer: Can you identify yourself, sir?
 
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: Yes, it's me.
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
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