The Funniest Jokes Top 100
Q: Why did the
shark keep swimming in circles?
A: It had a nosebleed.
About 4,000 years ago:
God: I shall create a great plague and every
living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20
God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
nothing worse than child polio. No wait, there's women's soccer.
Me and my wife
decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants
one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
didn't count with this...
After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or
Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
Q. What’s the
worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.
Pessimist: Things just can't get
Optimist: Nah, of course they can!
How can you
tell you have a really bad case of acne?
It’s when the blind try to read
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own
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