The Funniest Jokes Top 100
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to
Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?
To avoid scenarios like:
"Houston, we have a problem!"
"What is the problem?"
"Yeah, great, pretend
like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”
“Oh come on. You just want
to get me to bed.”
“And smart, too!”
I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past
the time I got a new keyboard.
What would you call a very funny mountain?
Do you know what you can hold without ever touching it?
Two grains of
sand go through the desert. One to the other: "I have the feeling somebody
is watching me."
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
A: Both should be
changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don’t work.
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