Short and Funny Jokes! Corny, funny and cheesy pick up lines

Best first: Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
 
 Funny pick up lines

Chat up lines that are either quite smooth or such that you'll probably never want to use. Here you find one, whatever your needs - silly, cheesy, corny, dirty or nerdy? Pickup lines for anybody.


No seriously, if you do use some of these pick up lines, be advised, you are doing so at your own risk - and that risk might be, in some cases, considerable! Good luck!


I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Boy: Babe, you wanna play a game?
Girl:“What game?”
Boy: Not hide n seek!
Girl:“Why?“
Boy: Because its impossible to find a girl like you!
I’m no weatherman but I think you can definitely expect quite a few inches tonight.
If I were a traffic light, I'd turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
Did you just fart? I am just asking because you really blew me away!
Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
If I were to follow you home, would you keep me?
You look so familiar… didn't we go to the same class at school? I could swear we had chemistry.
I seem to have lost my telephone number. Do you think I could have yours?
 Wow, you have fantastic genes, they're just screaming for reproduction!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? And would you like to?
I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
Pick a random number between 1-10….. You loose, now give me a kiss!
Excuse me, were you talking to me? [No] Oh well, you can start now.

Would you kiss a strange guy? [No] Oh alright, well then, hi, my name is...
Excuse me, I have this here telepathic watch and they’re telling me you’re not wearing any panties. (But I am wearing my panties!) Oh! Damn, that thing‘s an hour fast.
Ooh you seem like you'd fit perfectly in my co-driver seat!
It’s not your breasts I’m staring at. I'm staring at your heart.
I'm not trying to impress or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Please call me Jack, but you can actually call me anytime.
Do you know anything about statistics? I thought I’d flip a coin, what do you think are the odds of me getting a head?
I was so struck with you that I ran quite hard into that wall over there. So I’ll need your name and number for the insurance company.
I'm no photographer, but I picture us together.
You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon.
Let me read you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on the palm.] There. Your future is clear.
I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
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