Cool and Funny Sayings
Amusing sayings, humorous quotes, funny proverbs, phrases, slogans, smart remarks for any
occasion, witty wisdoms for fun and reflection.
Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the
ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a
clipboard.
In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts;
corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on
reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive
after a while.
It only
takes 20 years for a liberal to turn into a conservative, without having to
change a single idea.
I’ve got a problem for your solution.
If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems
to disappear.
Love life self-help:
Oh come on Amor, that's enough man. Give me the
arrow and I'll do it myself!
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus
stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Any of
us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when
they leave it.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking
candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
If you have been struck by a headache, follow
the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
The leading source of
computer problems is computer solutions.
The
first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
If it isn’t due tomorrow, it’s not homework.
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