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Best first: What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
The slow swimmer.
    
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What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?

Bugs Bunny.
Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name’s day Your Holiness!
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Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict?
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Bishop: It is the 16th, though.
Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food.
At a first date:

He: “I work with animals every day!”

She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”

He: “I’m a butcher.”
I just like to sleep naked. The air-hostess could have been a bit more understanding.
Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.
My cat got ran over by a truck yesterday and survived.
 
I'm worried.
New category: Fart Jokes | Funny Riddles and Answers
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
They say you can’t get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the Moon!
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