Very Funny Pirate Jokes and Puns
Q: What is pirates’ favorite choice of music?
A: Usually Rum n’ Bass, but they’re
with aRR n’ B, too.
Steve: I know a pirate with a wooden leg called Joe.
Pete: Really? I wonder what he called his hook.
In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap
with him at all times.
You know, to wash him ashore.
Q: What would you call a pirate with no eye?
A: A prate.
does a pirate declutter his ship?
A: By having a yarrrrd sale.
It always struck me as odd that the Pirates of the
Caribbean DVD had a piracy warning…
Wooden pegs and hooks are really expensive these days.
an arm and a leg.
Q: What do you
get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your head off.
Why don’t pirates go to joy houses?
They’ve got all the booty
What is regularly given
to the sea around 8 am, if the digestion is right?
The captain’s log.
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