The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
I met your mom yesterday, she seemed like a very nice guy.
Your mama is so old they didn’t even study history when she went to school.
Yo mama is so fat last time she went for a swim in the ocean, some Japanese
boat tried to harpoon her.
Yo mama is so fat she sank a
rowing machine last week.
Your mom is so ugly, the FBI is using her as a
Yo mama has legs like a gazelle. Maybe not as thin but
definitely that hairy.
Yo momma is so fat, I made a picture of her last Easter and it’s still
When your mom sits on an iPhone it becomes an iPad.
A skunk once smelled your mom and fainted.
your mother looks out of the window, Satan starts vomiting.
Yo mama grocery shops at McDonalds.
Until your mom was born, whales had no natural enemies.
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