Good Old Dad Jokes
They’ve opened a new shop recently, and it has everything. It’s called
What would you call a person who had no body and no nose?
How many pears grow on a tree? They all do.
There’s this fascinating book on glue – I just can’t keep my hands off it.
What swims and starts with a T?
“I’ll call you later!”
“Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you
to call me Dad!”
What is a contradiction?
Asking a bookstore shop-assistant to show you where
the Self-Help section is.
Do you know how to make somebody curious?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Vegetarian is an old Indian world. Originally, it means “a bad hunter”.
Two cows meet, one says, “;Mooooo!”
The other one is
offended, “Hey, I just
wanted so say that!”
Do you know where you can learn to make the best ice cream?
What is sticky and brown?
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