Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.
What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?
She drops him off at band practice.
What kind of house is easiest to pick up?
A light house.
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?
He wanted to see stars during the day.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door.
Step two: Put the elephant in.
Step three: Close the door.
Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?
A: Get off.
A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool.
One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool.
owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater.
What lives in the sea and yells? A clam shouter.
Currently 0/5 Stars.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: Parcel tape.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes.
The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.”
“Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
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