Short and Funny Jokes! Hilarious Chemistry Jokes

Best first: Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… OMG!
 Chemistry Jokes and Puns

Funny Chemistry Jokes and Puns

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
Why are so many chemists addicted to alcohol?
Because they are sure alcohol is a solution.
Old chemists don’t die, they just become inorganic chemists.
The bartender says, “Get out of here. We do not want your kind!”
A quicker-than-light neutrino walks into a bar.
Water said to oleic acid that they cannot be together. Oleic acid still thinks it is because she’s fat.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… OMG!
Chemists are crap as assault soldiers. They don’t have the element of surprise.
Chemists make really bad DJs. They take extra care not to drop the base.
Wanted: Schrödinger’s Cat. Dead or Alive.
What is the difference between organic chemistry and zoology? Organic chemists study organic compounds. Zoologists study organic compounds that run around.
The real problem is not to create a perfect universal solvent, but to find something you could keep it in.
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