Funny Chemistry Jokes and Puns
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
Why are so many chemists addicted to alcohol?
Because they are sure alcohol
is a solution.
Old chemists don’t die, they just become inorganic chemists.
The bartender says, “Get out of here. We do not want your kind!”
quicker-than-light neutrino walks into a bar.
Water said to oleic acid that they cannot be together. Oleic acid still
thinks it is because she’s fat.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… OMG!
Chemists are crap as assault soldiers. They don’t have the element of
Chemists make really bad DJs. They take extra care not to drop the base.
Wanted: Schrödinger’s Cat. Dead or Alive.
What is the difference between organic chemistry and zoology? Organic
chemists study organic compounds. Zoologists study organic compounds that
The real problem is not to create a perfect universal solvent, but to find
something you could keep it in.
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