Short and Funny Jokes! Top 50 Dog Jokes

Best first: I went to the zoo – and all they had was one small dog. It was a shih-tzu.
 Very Funny Dog Jokes and Dog Puns

Funny Dog Jokes and Puns

Just realized a pregnant dog is a dog full of puppies. That’s the best.
What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? Out, out, damned Spot!
How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? Pooched.
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up tothe bar and announced, “I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.”

 I’m considering removing my dog’s tail.

 My mother in law comes next weekend and I intend to get rid of anything that would give her the impression that she is welcome.

 I went to the zoo – and all they had was one small dog.

 It was a shih-tzu.

 What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
[Don’t know]

OK, in that case I think I’ll mail that letter myself, thank you.

 Go on, ask a dog how’s life.

 He’ll most likely answer, „Ruff! “

 Q: What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?

A: Two thousand dogs.

 Q: What’s the difference between a dog yapping outside a house and a woman yapping outside a house?

A: The dog shuts it once you let it in.

 Q: What do you call a blind dog?

A: A dog that usually barks up the wrong tree.
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