Short and Funny Jokes! Top 50 Pirate Jokes and Puns

Best first: Q: Where do pirates put their weapons?
A: In their enemies.
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Very Funny Pirate Jokes and Puns

Q: How do pirates prefer to communicate?
A: Aye to aye!
Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.
How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? a buck an ear
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
Pirate pick up lines:

- Oh you make my Roger Jolly!

- Is that a wooden leg or are you that happy to see me?

- Do you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?

- Care to do some booty plundering with me?

- Surrender your booty!
A pirate has stopped his pirating and mended his ways, but his parrot was just too bad, constantly swearing and refusing to behave.

Finally the ex-pirate had enough of it.

When the parrot started swearing again, he stuck it in the freezer for five minutes.

When he fished it out again, the bird was very humble and said: “I promise I’ll be good now, John, no swearing! Just a question – what on Earth did the turkey do?”

How do pirates communicate with each other?

With an Aye phone.

But aye to aye is always best.

Q: How does a pirate get to the top of the building?

A: By elevataaaaarrrrrr!!!!!

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: P. because it would be an R, but it’s missing a leg.
Q: What would you call a pirate with 4 eyes?

A: A iiiirate.
Q: What is a pirate’s favorite movie?

A: Booty and the Beast. (But it is arr-rated.)

Q: What happened to the pirate when his wooden leg caught fire?

A: He got burned to the ground.

Q: Where do pirates put their weapons?

A: In their enemies.

Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?

A: An arm and a leg.

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