Clean and funny fart jokes (family friendly).
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: For the benefit of people who are hearing impaired!
Q: Why don't you fart in church?
A: Because you have to sit in your pew.
Q: What's more fun than a Canadian Microwave?
A: A dutch oven
Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane?
A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear.
When people hug you, fart loudly. You’ll make them feel very strong.
Q: What is the result of eating refried beans and onions? A: Tear Gas.
What is invisible and smells of carrots?
A little bunny’s fart.
What is invisible and smells of worms?
A bird’s fart.
Fantastic relationship advice: When your girlfriend gets angry, you should
fart in her direction and say, “And now you’re not just angry, you stink,
too.”
A man farts unintentionally but loudly at a party. Another man looks
absolutely scandalized and says, “How dare you fart in front of my sister?!”
The farter looks even more devastated and says, “I’m sorry – I wasn’t
aware it was her turn…”
A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents “Mom, dad, the teacher
asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right
answer!”The parents are very happy and ask, “That's amazing Lenny!
And what was the question?”
Sticking out his chest, the boys says,
“Who farted?”
What is the real reason women don’t fart loudly in public?
Because they
don’t shut up long enough to build a decent pressure.
That awkward moment when you fart in front of your crush.
Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly farts and the other fly
cries, “Hey! I'm trying to eat here!”
Farting in an elevator is simply wrong on so many levels.
Mother’s advice: Look what the couch has to endure. It has to stand every
fart, and silently.
Bill Gates farted in an Apple store. He later commented, “Well it’s hardly
my fault they don't have any Windows…”
I would make a fart joke but i am afraid that it would stink.
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