The Best Anti-Jokes!
Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually
really good
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
What do you do when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of a green triangle!
Two tomatoes walk across the street. On of them screams: “Careful
there is a truck com...SPLASH!!!!”
Last words of a highly poisonous snake? “Drat, I bit myself on the
tongue!”
A guy orders at a bakery, “I'd like 19 buns please.” The baker suggests, “I
think you should take 20, sir.” “Why?” asks the man, puzzled. The baker
replies, “That way, you would have one more!”
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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A stick.
What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?
An
investigator.
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