Hilarious Jokes
Seriously good jokes!
They say money
doesn't bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for
yourself.
Farting in a
lift is wrong on so many levels!
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I
wouldn’t try milking it.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence,
one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the
accident site.”
A man to a psychiatrist: “How do you select who should be admitted to your
facility?”
The psychiatrist replies: “We fill a bathtub with water
and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to
empty the bathtub.”
The man smiles: “Ah, I understand, if you are
sane you would take the bucket.”
Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get
this intense stinging in my eye.
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon
before drinking.
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, “He’s
been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?” “No,”
replies the wife, “he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie.”
Two gay men
meet. One arrives with his girlfriend.
Why were the Stars Wars released in the sequence of 4,5,6,1,2,3?
Because they were directed by Yoda.
That moment when you check your time on your phone and have to check again
10 seconds later because you weren't paying attention the first time.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."
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