Short and Funny Jokes! Hilarious One Liners!

Best first: What did 0 say to 8?
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Hey, nice belt!
    
 Kids Jokes

Kids jokes

 
What button is it impossible to unbutton?
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The belly button!
Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school.
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Class: Yaaaaay!
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Teacher: We enjoy the other half this afternoon!
A man arrived in a small country town on Friday. He stayed there for three days and then left on Friday. How is that possible?
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His horse was called Friday!
Q: What do you get when you crossbreed a refrigerator and a guitar?
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A: Some really cool music.
Raphael runs to his father and starts talking to him urgently, “Dad, dad…”
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His father turns to him angrily and says, “I’ve had it with you constantly interrupting me. From now on you’ll speak only when I’ve asked you something!”
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Raphael thinks for a second and continues, “OK dad, can you please ask me if you’ve forgotten to put in the handbrake and if your car is now rolling down the road?”
Q: What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
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A: Spring time.
Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist?
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She just couldn't control her pupils!
Q: What can you serve but should never eat?
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A: A tennis ball.
What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
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A: Neither of them, they both weigh a ton!
What did 0 say to 8?
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Hey, nice belt!
Mommy, do you know if God has to go to the toilet too?

No child. Of course not. What makes you think this way?
 
Well grandpa knocked on the bathroom door this morning and said: “Oh God! Please hurry up!”
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