Short and Funny Jokes! Redneck Jokes

Best first: It’s really easy to get a redneck into a dare. That’s why so many of them die in such weird ways.
    
 Redneck Jokes

The Best Redneck Jokes

 
Why don’t Tennessee folks go to the movies in groups smaller than 18?
17 and under are not admitted.
Why don’t you use the phrase “stupid redneck”?
Well you wouldn’t say “dead corpse” either.
It’s really easy to get a redneck into a dare. That’s why so many of them die in such weird ways.
Why do redneck girls have a really big belly button? From meeting redneck guys.
I am having a redneck moment. Please speak slowly and use small words.
Why do you have a slightly higher IQ in Europe in average?
Because they don’t have rednecks.
One redneck girl to another: I think Billy Bob might be cheatin’ on me. I ain’t even sure the kids’re his.
You know you live in a redneck neighborhood when the drinking age has been raised to 35 to keep alcohol out of schools.
How come rednecks usually have an empty bottle in the fridge?
In case they get a visitor who doesn’t want to drink anything.
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* A small note: It's NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES, funny as they are, to put people down. That's a game no side can win, and even when people laugh with you at the time, you'll never get any friends worth that name this way.
 
Everything you send out will have an influence on you, so best send out something positive. And while you're enjoying yourt virtue, enjoy also these mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for, you know, academic purposes!