Chat up lines that are either quite smooth or such that you'll probably never want to use. Here you find
one, whatever your needs - silly, cheesy, corny, dirty or nerdy? Pickup lines
for anybody.
No seriously, if you do use some of these pick up lines, be advised, you
are doing so at your own risk - and that risk might be, in some
cases,
considerable! Good luck!
Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they're 100% off!
Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then?
My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most
beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
You: Do you have a map?
Her: No, why?
You:
Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think
I’m cute.
Oh wow! Are those real?
I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I
dropped mine.
Can you please give me your number? I’d
like to call you and apologize for my intrusion.
Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
Does
this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
Between 1
to America, how free are you tonight?
Do you believe in love at
first sight, or should I walk by again?
Your hand looks so heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Excuse me, you seem to have
something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.
Tada, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
Wow, you must be a real dictator because I’m experiencing an uprising.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
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