Short and Funny Jokes! Cat Jokes

Best first: How did the cat get the first prize at a bird show?
Somebody didn’t shut the champion’s cage properly.
    
 Funny Cat Jokes

Funny Cat Jokes | Cat Humor

 
How many cats can squeeze into a regular sized empty box?

Just one. After that the box isn’t empty anymore.
When you arrive home after work, your dog will be extremely happy to see you and will lick your face.

 The cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
Emergency call at the police station:

“Please come quick. It’s a life and death situation. Our dog has become very aggressive. He might do something to me.”
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“Who is there?”
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“The cat.”
A man drives deep into the forest to get rid of his cat. He lets her out at an abandoned place. After one hour he gets a phone call from his wife: “The cat is back.”
The man growls: “Ok, can you put her on, I got lost and need directions.”
If TVs run on electricity and trucks run on gas, what do cats run on?

Their four paws.
More cat jokes:

Why is it a bad idea to play poker with a jungle cat?

Chances are it is a cheetah.
Bob to Joe, “What the heck, Joe, I’ve just heard your dog meowing. How come?!”
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“Ah yeah, that’s OK! He is just learning a second language.”
A cat meets a fox in the forest.

The fox asks the cat why she smells so dreadful.

The cat replies, “I was walking by a pooping bear and he asked me if my fur makes fuzz. I said no. So he wiped his butt with me.”

The fox wonders: “So how come you’re still in such a good mood?”

“Well” the cat replies, “When he was done with me, he asked the hedgehog.”
Two neighbors meet:
“Your cat killed my Pitbull.”
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“No way, that is impossible.”
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“Yes, he choked on her.”
How many cats can squeeze into a regular sized empty box?

Just one. After that the box isn’t empty anymore.
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