Very Funny Pirate Jokes and Puns
It’s amazing, really,
how bad reputation pirates get.
Just think of how many of them have been cannonized!
no, sir, I said pirate ship. What on Earth would possess me to call you a
pile of shit?!
Q: How did Captain Hook died?
A: Multiple stabbings. He got a
bad case of an itchy rash.
Most veteran pirates can only think about sailing the seas
They’ve got ship for brains.
How can you tell a pirate has
fallen for modern technology?
It’s the iPatch that gives it away.
Q: What should you do when you see a
Run, he probably has the SAAARRRRRRS!
Q: Why is it impossible to take a picture of a pirate with an iron
Seriously? Have you ever tried taking a picture with an iron hook?!
What is the most favorite pirating song, surprisingly?
Don’t cry for me,
How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
Nobody was ready to take on his right
would a pirate wear for his Halloween costume?
A: A pumpkin patch.
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