Very Funny Pirate Jokes and Puns
Q: Who was the first pirate?
A: Noah, the builder of the
Q: Why don’t pirate marriages last much?
A: Because of all the arrrrguments.
Q: Do you know how to make a PIRATE very angry?
A: You take away the P.
Q: What does the pirate say when he steps on a Lego?
Q: Why did the pirate cross the road?
A: To reach the second hand shop.
As a kid, I had to walk the plank.
We were so poor we couldn’t afford a
Q: Why are pirates bad at cards?
A: It’s kind of hard to play when you’re sitting
Rob the Pirate was drinking rum
He thought he’d feel better in the morning if he drank some hot
water – but it only made him groggy.
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think so, therefore they
Q: What’s the difference between a pirate and a strawberry
A: The pirate buries
his treasure, the farmer treasures his berries.
Bonus Pirate Joke
Q: Why do pirates make great lawyers?
they’re very skilled at arrrrrguing.
Q: Why is it so hard for pirates to learn to read?
A: Because they spend months and
months at C.
Q: What happened
when Bluebeard the Pirate fell overboard in the Red Sea?
A: He got marooned.
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