The Best of Black Humor / Dark Jokes
You know you're ugly when you get handed
the camera every time they make a group photo.
I took my wife’s family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren’t very happy
about having to donate blood though.
Son, Mommy, mommy, daddy hanged himself in the attic!
Son, Gotcha, April's fool! He hangs in the
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But
personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Atlanta Zoo.
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, “Nothing special
really... We just tell them they're going to die...”
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