The Best of Black Humor / Dark Jokes
Patient: “Doctor! Doctor! Help me - I cannot feel my legs!”
Doctor: “Don’t panic, that’s perfectly normal. It’s because I amputated
A mom tells her son a joke; the son is embarrassed and says: “Mom,
please don't tell any more jokes. You really can't make them.“
The mom only shrugs and says, ”Well – I did make you...”
What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
usually cry when they cut an onion.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead,
they have 206 of them.
Doctor tells his patient, “I’m afraid you are going to die in a few
hours. What is your last wish?”
Patient replies, “I need a good
If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want the heart of my ex-wife. She’s
never used it.
What is black and sticks to a tree?
A peeping tom after a forest fire.
do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane
Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need
“Mother I really don’t like the red soup”
“Be quiet child. We get it
just once a month”
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