Really Funny Clean Jokes
When a guy says he likes girls with a sense of humor, he doesn't mean that
he wants a girl to be really witty and funny. He means he wants her to laugh
at his jokes.
Man to his wife: “Do you know what our 6 year old son
wants to be once he’s big?”
Wife: “No.”
Man: “A garbage man. And
you
know why?”
Wife: “No, why?”
Man: “Because he thinks they only work on
Tuesdays.”
In a boutique:
Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?
I’m sorry madam but no. We have cabins for that.
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?
-
“Do you swear to pull
the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
“Little Jonny, why did
you put your teddy in the freezer?”
-
“I would like to have a polar
bear.”
“Mom, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.”
“Son, please.
You’ve been a surgeon there for 8 years now.
One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom
in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few
minutes and then leave.
An eskimo brings his friend to his
home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s
your igloo?”
“Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”
What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like
throwing it?
My friend boasted he
had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain where Buddha actually comes
from.
Can we start
our phone calls differently?”
The kangaroo mother got
incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it:
“How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!”
Q: What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
A:
“Hey, you’re way too young to smoke.”
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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