Short and Funny Jokes! Redneck Jokes

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 Redneck Jokes

The Best Redneck Jokes

Q: How can you be sure a toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
A: Anyone else would have named it a teethbrush.
Q: How to tell you’re at a redneck wedding?
A: Nobody knows which side of the church they should sit in.
Why don’t rednecks get a coffee break at work?
Because the retraining when they come back would take too long.
When you say “Look, a dead bird” to a redneck, chances are he will look up.
How can you break a redneck’s nose without getting into a fight?
Put a 50 dollar bill under a glass table.
Rednecks are so poor that if you visit them in the winter and fart secretly at their place, they will ask if someone turned on the heating.
How can you tell that a fax was sent by a hick?
The stamp gives it away.
How to keep a redneck entertained?
Give him a piece of paper and write on both sides: “Please turn over.”
Why is it ok to post redneck jokes?
Because they can’t read them, anyway.
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* A small note. It is NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES, although they're hilarious, to make people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins, and even when people laugh with you at the time, it hasn't ever won anybody any friends.
Everything you give out has an influence on you, so best give out something positive. And while you're at it, why not enjoy these mean and ridiculously funny jokes, just for idle amusement!