The Best Redneck Jokes
Why don’t Tennessee folks go to the movies in groups smaller than 18?
17 and
under are not admitted.
Why don’t you use the phrase “stupid redneck”?
Well you wouldn’t say “dead
corpse” either.
It’s really easy to get a redneck into a dare. That’s why so many of them
die in such weird ways.
Why do redneck girls have a really big belly button? From meeting redneck
guys.
I am having a redneck moment. Please speak slowly and use small words.
Why do you have a slightly higher IQ in Europe in average?
Because they
don’t have rednecks.
One redneck girl to another: I think Billy Bob might be cheatin’ on me. I
ain’t even sure the kids’re his.
You know you live in a redneck neighborhood when the drinking age has been
raised to 35 to keep alcohol out of schools.
How come rednecks usually have an empty bottle in the fridge?
In case they
get a visitor who doesn’t want to drink anything.
A redneck walks into a bar
Bartender: How's it going?
Redneck: Good, Going to visit my grandparents later.
Bartender: Mother's side or father's side?
Redneck: Yes
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* A small note: It's NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES,
funny as they are, to put people down. That's a game no side can win,
and even when people laugh with you at the
time, you'll never get any friends worth that name this way.
Everything you
send out will have an influence on you, so best send out
something positive. And while you're enjoying yourt virtue, enjoy
also these mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for, you know, academic purposes!
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