The Best Anti-Jokes!
Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually
really good
What bow is it impossible to tie?
A rainbow.
What is cold and vital for peeing?
-
The frostate.
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now?
Andy
has diabetes now.
What is yellow and cannot swim?
An excavator!
And why?
Because it
only has one arm.
A man walks into a German butchery and says, “I'd like bull's
testicles.”
“So would I, the butcher replies.”
Why did the elephant wear green socks?
Because the red ones were wet.
-
Why
did the elephant swim on his back?
So his green ones wouldn't get wet
too.
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
-
Because pepper water would make
them sneeze.
Why do bees hum?
-
They don't remember the text!
A detective
asks a woman, “So, your husband hanged himself?” Woman replies, “Yes, that
is correct.” The suspicious detective continues, “But why does he have all
those bruises on his head?”
“The old fool used an elastic rope!”
What does a farmer say when he's looking for his tractor?
-
“Where is
my tractor?”
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
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