The Best Anti-Jokes!
Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually
Why is our nose right in the middle of our face?
is the scenter.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
into a bar and orders water. Bartender appologizes, “Sorry sir but we're
currently out of water.” What does Helium do? It doesn't react.
“In our traditional farm hotel, you are woken by the call of the
“Very good, please tell him 9 o’clock.”
Two cows sit in the basement, chopping up oil. A screwdriver goes in through
the door, goes up the wall, crosses the ceiling, heads back down the other wall
and goes out through the second door. One cow looks at the other and says,
“This is insane, did you see that?” “Yeah, totally insane, he never greets.”
A horse goes in a bar.
“Why such a long face?”
Why did the male chicken cross the road?
To get to the chick.
Yesterday I was looking too long in the sun. Now I am death.
transparent and smells like worms?
A bird's fart :-)
Do you know what were my grandpa’s last words before he kicked the
How far do you think I can kick this here bucket?
What is yellow
and black and flies? A group of mustard seeds in leather jackets!
of the Bad Jokes
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