Short and Funny Jokes! Bad Jokes

Best first: What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of a green triangle!
    
 Bad, silly, dumb jokes

The Best Anti-Jokes!

Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually really good

 

Why is our nose right in the middle of our face?
 
Well, it is the scenter.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A: It just felt like it.
Helium walks into a bar and orders water. Bartender appologizes, “Sorry sir but we're currently out of water.” What does Helium do? It doesn't react.
“In our traditional farm hotel, you are woken by the call of the cockerel!”

“Very good, please tell him 9 o’clock.”
Two cows sit in the basement, chopping up oil. A screwdriver goes in through the door, goes up the wall, crosses the ceiling, heads back down the other wall and goes out through the second door. One cow looks at the other and says, “This is insane, did you see that?” “Yeah, totally insane, he never greets.”

A horse goes in a bar.

“Why such a long face?”
Why did the male chicken cross the road?

To get to the chick.
Yesterday I was looking too long in the sun. Now I am death.
What is transparent and smells like worms?
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A bird's fart :-)
Do you know what were my grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket?
 
How far do you think I can kick this here bucket?
What is yellow and black and flies? A group of mustard seeds in leather jackets!

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