Short and Funny Jokes! Hilarious Chemistry Jokes

Best first: What is H2O4? It’s for drinking, washing, gargling… you name it.
    
 Chemistry Jokes and Puns

Funny Chemistry Jokes and Puns

 
Titanium is a right old slut. It combines with just about anything when it gets in a heat.

Why is it not a good idea to get romantically involved with a hemiacetal? Because he is seriously unstable and always has some alcohol.

All this arguing whether the glass is half full or half empty is futile. It is always full, only in varying ratios of liquid and gas.

What is H2O4? It’s for drinking, washing, gargling… you name it.

I got this fantastic book about helium. It is impossible to lay down.

If you wished to be discreet and inoffensive to the ladies of polite society, how would you write diarrhea? (CO(NH2)2)2

What to do with a chemist who’s gotten sick? If you can’t curium and you can’t helium, find a good spot to barium.

Sometimes, Cesium and Iodine get together and watch telly. CSI is their preference.

My experiment blew up, annihilating the entire lab. But that’s life, oxidants happen.

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