Funny Chemistry Jokes and Puns
Yo mama is so ugly, even fluorine won’t bind to her!I
What compound a pessimist cannot live without?
Nitrogen oxide!
I keep hearing that alcohol and driving should never
go together, so what’s with the cars that run on ethanol?
told my girlfriend a really good joke about cobalt,
radon and yttrium. She said it was CoRnY.
What amino acid is most favoured by pirates?
Arrrrginine!
What was a cation doing up a tree? It had been driven
up there by a dogion.
A nerdy chemist walks out of an examination and smugly
announces to all her friends: “It couldn’t have been more basic if it had pH
-15!”
Hydrogen accosts oxygen: “Hey you, you stole my
electron!”
“No! Are you certain?!”
“I’m bloody positive!”
It’s never a good idea to ask a chemist to make you a
Pb and J sandwich…
Do you know a good joke about sodium? Na…
H2O is just a shorter way to write HIJKLMNO.
What element is a girl's future best friend? Carbon.
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