Short and Funny Jokes! Hilarious One Liners!

Best first: Do you know the formula for sodium hydride? NaH…
    
 Chemistry Jokes and Puns

Funny Chemistry Jokes and Puns

 
How come Iron Man is a woman? Because Fe-Male

What is a girl’s best friend in potentia? Carbon.

Do you know the formula for sodium hydride? NaH…

What do you get when you replace the carbon atoms with iron in a benzene ring? A ferrous wheel!

What does Santa say when you leave him traditional Christmas sherry? HOH-HOH-HOH thank you so much!!!
Neutron goes into a house of ill repute and enjoys the company of a particularly seductive girl. When he’s leaving and asks how much he should pay, she smiles at him, batting her eyelids and breathes, “For you, there’s no charge.”

What is hydrophobic? A person suffering from an irrational fear of utility bills.

What is Beethoven’s favourite element? Sodium! Na na na naaa…

What is CH2O? Seawater of course!

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