Funny Chemistry Jokes and Puns
How come Iron Man is a woman? Because Fe-Male
What is a girl’s best friend in potentia? Carbon.
Do you know the formula for sodium hydride? NaH…
What do you get when you replace the carbon atoms with
iron in a benzene ring? A ferrous wheel!
What does Santa say when you leave him traditional
Christmas sherry? HOH-HOH-HOH thank you so much!!!
Neutron goes into a house of ill repute and enjoys the
company of a particularly seductive girl. When he’s leaving and asks how
much he should pay, she smiles at him, batting her eyelids and breathes,
“For you, there’s no charge.”
What is hydrophobic? A person suffering from an
irrational fear of utility bills.
What is Beethoven’s favourite element? Sodium!
Na na na naaa…
What is CH2O? Seawater of course!
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